Princess and the penis
My name is RJ. That alone should tell you that I'm psychologically imbalanced. Most people ask me why I write. The answer is simple. Like most men, I get in a lot of trouble with the woman in my life. When she's really angry at me, and I'm hiding from her, writing is the one thing I can do that doesn't make any noise.
Lyna Perez. Age: 24. Hello my name is Mia. If looking for a local girl to have fun with late at night - you found her. I live here in Amsterdam and can do many nice things.
By RJ Silver. A beautiful, chaste, and completely naive princess encounters a strange lump in her mattress. The lump soon morphs into a shape familiar to everyone but her, triggering her curiosity and her father's greatest fears. He frantically tries to intervene, but having a large phantom phallus in a curious maiden's bed is never a good combination.
Cindy Prado. Age: 24. I am very cute and sexy girl. I invite to my place a gentleman for an unforgettable time. Come and I will help you to plunge into the world of complete harmony.
I once went through a phase of downloading and reading pretty much any free book which came my way. Occasionally this was a good thing; usually it was a bad thing. No, scratch that—usually, it was a downright horrible thing. I was therefore pretty confused when it turned out to be a mix of a fairytale and BDSM erotica. Imagine therefore my delight when the erudite gentlemen of the Piece of Shit Book Club assigned me my next reading: a fairy-tale!